私の完全な黒歴史 | I will introduce my black careers.



In this time, I will introduce my black careers. When I was high school student, I had brain bleeding and I was hospitalized. After graduation from university, I became completely a punch drunker. That is why I quitted one company and was fired by three companies.


After years, I restarted working as sales person because I was regrettable. I became the top sale inn four companies. After that I started my own business and it also became the top sales company in Saitama city.


As the demand became small, I closed it down. And the I went to Australia and get MBA degree. After that I went to Thailand and worked as IT consultant. After I quitted the job in Thailand, I went to one African country and was seeking a job there but I could not get it. So I returned Japan.


Until then, it is not very black though. After I returned Japan, I started an English language school by myself. Thankfully, some students come to my school for years but I could not get other new students.


I distributed thousands or ten thousands flyers every month but I could not get a new student at all. The response ratio is about 0.01 % like this. Everyone must think it waste time and money.


I sometimes put flyers into a mail box and sometimes I distribute directly them to people in front of the station. Actually, some people interrupted my task so I did not think that I would get a new students.


I felt that everyone ignored me. (It is not true. In real, I did not have good marketing skills at that time.) But I felt that it was necessary to countermeasure.


Firstly, I wrote down black jokes, black quiz and useful phrases in English on the flyers. But I could not get response at all.


When I distributed flyers in front of one station, one politician also stand and greet to people in front of the station. He is really great person. This politician wear the Tasuki and stand the flag.


I could not write down in detail but the phrase of “I love this city” is written in both of the tasuki and the flag. I also want people to look me a little more like this politician.


So I also bought the tasuki by myself. I wrote the phrase of “I also love this city” on the tasuki. And I stood near the politician and distributed the flyer to the citizens. But I could not get response at all. Actually, I did not get the permission from him but he said to me that it was a good tasuki. He is a great man.


I distributed so so so many flyers but I could not response at all. This is because I did not have good marketing skills at that time.


Finally, I almost decide to stop running the school and I thought that I wanted to get some response from citizens so I made the flyers below.


  1. 子供の生徒が多くいます。当校周辺で車のスピードを落とし、化粧は落とさないで!どちらも子供が怖がります.。
  2. 当校周辺でのゴミの投げ捨てはカン・ビンして下さい。
  3. 当校周辺でのツバ・立小便は男は禁止。女は要相談!
  4. 当校内でのナンパ行為禁止。講師が嫉妬します。
  5. 当校内で際どい服装禁止。講師が見てしまいます。見て後悔する場合もあります。
  6. 当校内で携帯などの電化製品の電源を切って下さい。当校の学長はハイテクという言葉が何より嫌いです。
  7. 当校への無断での住居侵入禁止。当校には金目の物は一切ありません。大手学校はたくさんお金があるそうです。
  8. 当校内で宗教・ネットワークビジネスなど勧誘行為禁止。当学長は一度も何かに所属も誘われた事もありません。
  9. 当校周辺での犬の糞は持ち帰って下さい。小さい子供は何でも触りたがります。子供が善意で講師にくれたら断れません。
  10. 講師に連絡先の交換を求めたら、「面倒だな~」の顔をしますが本当は喜んでいるので気にしないで下さい!  

10 items prohibited by our school

  1. There are many children so please off the speed of your car but don’t off your makeup near the school. Both makes children scary.
  2. Please don’t throw away garbage near school.
  3. Please men don’t pee near my school. Please it is negotiable for women.
  4. Please don’t ask others out in the school because the teachers will envy it.
  5. Please don’t put on racy clothes. The teacher might look at quickly and then might regret it.
  6. Please turn off the electronic devices in the school because the teacher does not know how to use.
  7. Please don’t enter the school without permission. This school does not have much money but the big school seems to have much money.
  8. Please don’t invite to religion or network business. The teacher have never been invited to anything.
  9. Please pick up and take your dog’s poop near my school. If the little child give me it, I will not be able to refuse it.
  10. If you ask me to give my telephone number, I might make frowning face. But I must feel very happy in my mind so please don’t mind it.  


Actually, after I distributed the flyers, I could not get response at all. Please care about me a little bit more, I thought.


That is all of my black careers. Past is just past so I would like to proceed ahead. Let me write one thing down. Sometimes, the person in a car deeps near my house. I think it as the sign of love for me.

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